I feel like being a girl comes with a lot of terms and conditions that i didn’t sign up for.
One time my friend got a boner in class and the teacher thought it was his phone and grabbed it.
The importance of sex education.
I LOVE TINY VERSIONS OF NORMALLY REGULAR SIZED THINGS
well you are gonna just adore my penis
um i thought he was doing a handstand on his cat
whoa livin on a prayer.
I wasn’t lying